Movie Reviews

I Love You Phillip Morris

2011-09-14T13:35:00.000-07:00

GREAT! Highly recommend this.

9/10

Fahrenheit 9/11

2011-09-14T13:32:00.000-07:00

8/10

The Life of Reilly

2011-09-10T13:38:00.000-07:00

6/10

Your Highness

2011-09-07T20:21:00.000-07:00

Meh. I liked when they were being conversational. But they seemed to be way too serious about the plot in a lot of parts, and it got cheesy.

5/10

The Comedians of Comedy

2011-08-25T20:24:00.000-07:00

6/10

Dumb and Dumber

2011-08-20T20:19:00.000-07:00

Always great!

9/10

Horrible Bosses

2011-08-10T20:20:00.000-07:00

Pretty good. Not great.

7.5/10

Cyrus

2011-06-23T03:21:00.001-07:00

Good!

8.5/10

Pet Semetary

2011-06-22T03:14:00.000-07:00

I really don't understand why that dead kid who got hit by the car is so invested in keeping this family away from the indian burial ground. Why is he so concerned? It didn't make any sense.

Any why is it called Pet Sematary! It had nothing to do with the Pet Sematary! I guess that's like asking why Dreamcatcher is called Dreamcatcher or why the Shining is called The Shining. Fucking Steven King.

5.5/10

Vanilla Ice: Cool As Ice

2011-06-22T03:10:00.000-07:00

Why does this exist!?!

1.5/10

The added .5 is because I liked his pants and jacket.

"Starring in his first motion picture." I can't wait to see his second!

True Grit

2011-06-22T03:07:00.000-07:00

The Red Dead Redemption movie!

7.5/10

Primer

2011-06-22T03:05:00.001-07:00

So fucking confusing. Why did they make it so confusing!!???! Why does this movie get good reviews? Probably because people don't want to admit that they couldn't follow it at all.

5/10

The Toxic Avenger

2011-06-22T03:03:00.001-07:00

I watched it again the next day.

11/10

The Toxic Avenger

2011-06-22T02:58:00.000-07:00

11/10

This is actually the best movie I've ever seen.

Home Alone

2011-06-22T02:53:00.000-07:00

Is this the right poster?

6.5/10

Harriet the Spy

2011-06-22T02:52:00.001-07:00

LOL

3.5/10

The Sixth Sense

2011-06-22T02:51:00.000-07:00

How can this be made by the same guy who did The Happening.

7.5/10

The Mist

2011-06-22T02:48:00.001-07:00

A lot better than I thought it would be. Probably for two reasons. 1) For some reason I thought it was an M. Night Shamalalalyayalan movie and I hate him. 2) I remember people saying it was really bad.

Not great as a horror movie. But good as a snapshot of human interaction in a strange situation.

8/10

Super 8

2011-06-22T02:45:00.000-07:00

Felt like the Goonies. Probably what they were going for. I liked it.

8.5/10

Children of Men

2011-06-22T02:44:00.001-07:00

Like!!

8.5/10

The Dark Knight

2011-06-22T02:42:00.000-07:00

So good!

9/10

The Goonies

2011-06-22T02:39:00.000-07:00

Finally watched this movie all the way through!

The movie as a whole isn't great. The whole story with finding the treasure is really stupid. That being said, it's really well done. I liked how the characters interacted, and how the kids acted like kids.

5.5/10

12 Monkeys

2011-06-22T02:36:00.001-07:00

Had a good disorienting and confusing feeling to it, which really added to it. Unlike Primer, this time travel movie left you disoriented without confusing you about what was happening. The story was very easy to follow.

8/10

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

2011-06-22T02:28:00.000-07:00

The dubbed parts of the movie are funny. The parts filmed parts of the movie are totally unbearable. It should have just been the dubbed parts, how could they not see that? Fighting a terribly computer animated cow? That stupid one-boobed girl? A fighting baby? Really, what were they thinking. Those parts bring the movie so far down I can't give this a good rating.

4/10

Big

2011-06-04T20:07:00.000-07:00

It was alright.

7/10

The Hangover Part 2

2011-06-04T20:06:00.002-07:00

Pretty much the exact same movie as the first but with different jokes. Was funny.

7.5/10

Into the Wild

2011-06-04T20:06:00.001-07:00

8.5/10

Man on the Moon

2011-05-31T10:20:00.000-07:00

9.5/10

Election

2011-05-30T16:50:00.000-07:00

9/10

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

2011-05-30T11:26:00.000-07:00

alwayz a klasic

4/10

Pleasantville

2011-05-25T13:46:00.000-07:00

I was hoping it would be a little more serious than it actually was. I thought it might have played a little too much off of the cool visual effect, and after a certain point the plot sort of stopped progressing beyond "hey what's happening to this town?" But overall I liked it. Could have done without the Don Knotts shit though.

8.5/10

The Kids Are All Right

2011-05-25T13:45:00.000-07:00

The poster and DVD box make the movie look really shitty

8/10

Gran Torino

2011-05-25T13:43:00.000-07:00

Gran Turismo is a good video game.

7.5/10

Cool Dog

2011-05-25T13:39:00.000-07:00

I haven't written one of these in a long time. So I skipped quite a few movies, but actually not too many. Time to start it up again.

Cool dog is not even a movie. It's just shit. It's almost as bad as The Happening.

0/10

Inception

2010-07-27T21:05:00.002-07:00

9/10

Hoop Dreams

2010-07-27T21:05:00.001-07:00

6/10

The Shawshank Redemption

2010-07-27T21:04:00.002-07:00

8.5/10

King of Kong

2010-07-27T21:04:00.001-07:00

9/10

Kick-Ass

2010-07-13T19:07:00.001-07:00

There was something about it I wasn't liking for the first half, but it got a lot better. Maybe I was expecting a comedy.

9/10

Twister

2010-07-12T22:15:00.001-07:00

Gets worse every time I see it!

5/10

Predators

2010-07-12T22:14:00.000-07:00

Awful

1.5/10

Get Him to the Greek

2010-07-12T22:13:00.000-07:00

Funny

7/10

Waterworld

2010-06-22T05:25:00.001-07:00

no prz

4/10

Addams Family Values

2010-06-22T05:24:00.002-07:00

8/10

Toy Story 3

2010-06-22T05:24:00.001-07:00

8.5/10

WarGames

2010-06-22T05:22:00.000-07:00

Seemed well thought out and not as terrible as I thought it would be. Anything hacker related seemed pretty legit.

6/10

MacGruber

2010-06-10T09:18:00.002-07:00

pretty good not great.

7/10

The Santa Clause

2010-06-10T09:18:00.001-07:00

5/10

2001: A Space Odyssey

2010-04-29T00:21:00.000-07:00

9/10

Man on Wire

2010-04-29T00:19:00.000-07:00

7/10

King of Kong

2010-04-29T00:18:00.000-07:00

Best documentary

8/10

Galaxy Quest

2010-04-20T16:29:00.000-07:00

I didn't remember this movie being very good. But some people recently said it was a very underrated movie so I gave it another try. It's actually not very good.

5/10

Man on the Moon

2010-04-19T21:40:00.001-07:00

I haven't been able to stop thinking about this movie. It was excellent.

10/10

Moon

2010-04-18T01:36:00.000-07:00

Could have had some more tension and suspense, it was the perfect environment for it. Picky. But it could have.

Like, THE twist of the movie was revealed and accepted by the people too quickly. I thought for sure there was going to be another big twist later, but it didn't happen. Everything that happened after he realized there was clones was just extra proof of what we had already accepted about halfway through the movie: YES THERE'S CLONES, AND YOU'RE NOT THE ORIGINAL.

8/10

Primer

2010-04-17T23:48:00.001-07:00

Almost really really good. Seems real but is much too hard to follow. It had the potential to be the best movie about time travel but made it much too complicated. I don't even know that I've ever seen a movie about time travel taken seriously like this one was. I wish it could be remade but with a better story. It's really believable, just bad plot. I just repeated the same thing like 7 times. LOKOolOLloo

6.5/10

Ghost Dad

2010-03-10T19:03:00.000-08:00

LOL. really awful

3/10

Mrs. Doubtfire

2010-03-10T19:02:00.000-08:00

always a classic

3/10

Shutter Island

2010-03-10T19:00:00.000-08:00

Better than alice in wonderland. amirite?

Twist was really predictable.

9/10

Alice in Wonderland

2010-03-10T18:59:00.000-08:00

Meh. Plot sucked.

6/10

Youth in Revolt

2010-01-10T21:17:00.000-08:00

6.5/10

Groundhog Day

2010-01-03T20:39:00.001-08:00

8.5/10

Jurassic Park 3

2010-01-03T20:38:00.001-08:00

6/10

Not as good as i remember

Super Mario Bros.

2010-01-01T11:43:00.000-08:00

4/10

The Goods

2009-12-31T22:02:00.000-08:00

4/10

Watchmen

2009-12-31T22:01:00.001-08:00

9/10

District 9

2009-12-30T18:46:00.001-08:00

Really good! Ending was pretty weak though. Just sort of ended.

9/10

Paranormal Activity

2009-12-30T18:44:00.001-08:00

Worst movie I've ever seen?

I don't see the appeal at all.

1.5/10

Avatar

2009-12-30T18:43:00.000-08:00

Almost the exact same plot as the terrible and unknown "Battle for Terra" movie.

8/10

Twister

2009-12-30T18:41:00.000-08:00

6/10

The Shining

2009-12-28T06:46:00.001-08:00

8/10

Sherlock Holmes

2009-12-28T06:44:00.000-08:00

i liked the character, not so much the story

7/10

2012

2009-12-28T06:43:00.001-08:00

8.5/10

Home Alone

2009-12-28T06:41:00.000-08:00

yeah we watched it twice in a row, shutup

8.5/10

Home Alone

2009-12-28T06:38:00.000-08:00

8.5/10

2012

2009-12-03T00:22:00.001-08:00

A lot better than I expected.

8/10

Inglourious Basterds

2009-12-03T00:22:00.000-08:00

amazing

10/10

Back to the Future

2009-11-28T08:46:00.001-08:00

9.5/10

Ninja Assassin

2009-11-28T08:42:00.000-08:00

Pretty good!

7.5/10

Ernest Saves Christmas

2009-11-28T08:40:00.000-08:00

Some parts were kind of funny!

5/10

A Christmas Carol

2009-11-28T08:37:00.001-08:00

Nothing more than I expected

5.5/10

The Little Rascals

2009-11-20T08:36:00.000-08:00

5/10

Zombieland

2009-10-12T13:23:00.001-07:00

8.5/10

Toy Story

2009-10-05T07:40:00.001-07:00

Really hard to judge a movie I've seen a million times, and one where I have every line memorized.

8/10

Full Metal Jacket

2009-10-03T09:41:00.000-07:00

Just like with A Clockwork Orange, I liked the first part better than the rest.

8/10

Bound

2009-09-13T15:55:00.001-07:00

9/10

Ed Wood

2009-09-13T15:53:00.000-07:00

I forgot to post that I watched this. SOMETIME IN AUGUST I THINK

Awesome movie

9/10

Plan 9 from Outer Space

2009-09-11T02:58:00.000-07:00

Watched this sometime in August. MY REVIEW:

Yeah it's pretty awful.

2/10

King Corn

2009-09-11T02:49:00.001-07:00

How come half of the documentaries I've seen have a title which is a play on "King Kong" ?

Well this movie's pretty dumb and the filmmakers (who are in the movie the whole time) are annoying.

2.5/10

The Mummy Returns

2009-08-24T00:19:00.000-07:00

LOL

3/10

Bruno

2009-08-24T00:18:00.001-07:00

VERY FUNNY

9/10

Edward Scissorhands

2009-08-24T00:16:00.000-07:00

8.5/10

Jurassic Park

2009-08-24T00:15:00.001-07:00

Poor Shootah

10/10

Twister

2009-08-24T00:13:00.000-07:00

Something was better about it this time <3

CHRIST, JO!

8.5/10

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

2009-08-24T00:10:00.000-07:00

Pretty miserable

3/10

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

2009-08-02T20:33:00.000-07:00

Would prefer for the entire movie to follow the adventures of Rustle 'Big Russ' "Rusty" [Russ] Thompson Senior, but this wish will probably never come true.

8/10

The Flintstones

2009-08-01T01:26:00.000-07:00

best movie ever

4.5/10

Independence Day

2009-07-31T21:00:00.000-07:00

7.5/10

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

2009-07-29T16:34:00.001-07:00

7.5/10

The Nightmare Before Christmas

2009-07-29T16:32:00.000-07:00

It's kind of like a really really long music video

8.5/10

Jurassic Park

2009-07-25T20:56:00.000-07:00

best movie ever

10/10