I Love You Phillip Morris

GREAT! Highly recommend this.

9/10

Fahrenheit 9/11

8/10

The Life of Reilly

6/10

Your Highness

Meh. I liked when they were being conversational. But they seemed to be way too serious about the plot in a lot of parts, and it got cheesy.

5/10

The Comedians of Comedy

6/10

Dumb and Dumber

Always great!

9/10

Horrible Bosses

Pretty good. Not great.

7.5/10

Cyrus

Good!

8.5/10

Pet Semetary

I really don't understand why that dead kid who got hit by the car is so invested in keeping this family away from the indian burial ground. Why is he so concerned? It didn't make any sense.

Any why is it called Pet Sematary! It had nothing to do with the Pet Sematary! I guess that's like asking why Dreamcatcher is called Dreamcatcher or why the Shining is called The Shining. Fucking Steven King.

5.5/10

Vanilla Ice: Cool As Ice

Why does this exist!?!

1.5/10

The added .5 is because I liked his pants and jacket.

"Starring in his first motion picture." I can't wait to see his second!

True Grit

The Red Dead Redemption movie!

7.5/10

Primer

So fucking confusing. Why did they make it so confusing!!???! Why does this movie get good reviews? Probably because people don't want to admit that they couldn't follow it at all.

5/10

The Toxic Avenger

I watched it again the next day.

11/10

The Toxic Avenger

11/10

This is actually the best movie I've ever seen.

Home Alone

Is this the right poster?

6.5/10

Harriet the Spy

LOL

3.5/10

The Sixth Sense

How can this be made by the same guy who did The Happening.

7.5/10

The Mist

A lot better than I thought it would be. Probably for two reasons. 1) For some reason I thought it was an M. Night Shamalalalyayalan movie and I hate him. 2) I remember people saying it was really bad.

Not great as a horror movie. But good as a snapshot of human interaction in a strange situation.

8/10

Super 8

Felt like the Goonies. Probably what they were going for. I liked it.

8.5/10

Children of Men

Like!!

8.5/10

The Dark Knight

So good!

9/10

The Goonies

Finally watched this movie all the way through!

The movie as a whole isn't great. The whole story with finding the treasure is really stupid. That being said, it's really well done. I liked how the characters interacted, and how the kids acted like kids.

5.5/10

12 Monkeys

Had a good disorienting and confusing feeling to it, which really added to it. Unlike Primer, this time travel movie left you disoriented without confusing you about what was happening. The story was very easy to follow.

8/10

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

The dubbed parts of the movie are funny. The parts filmed parts of the movie are totally unbearable. It should have just been the dubbed parts, how could they not see that? Fighting a terribly computer animated cow? That stupid one-boobed girl? A fighting baby? Really, what were they thinking. Those parts bring the movie so far down I can't give this a good rating.

4/10

Big

It was alright.

7/10

The Hangover Part 2

Pretty much the exact same movie as the first but with different jokes. Was funny.

7.5/10

Into the Wild

8.5/10

Man on the Moon

9.5/10

Election

9/10

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

alwayz a klasic

4/10

Pleasantville

I was hoping it would be a little more serious than it actually was. I thought it might have played a little too much off of the cool visual effect, and after a certain point the plot sort of stopped progressing beyond "hey what's happening to this town?" But overall I liked it. Could have done without the Don Knotts shit though.

8.5/10

The Kids Are All Right

The poster and DVD box make the movie look really shitty

8/10

Gran Torino

Gran Turismo is a good video game.

7.5/10

Cool Dog

I haven't written one of these in a long time. So I skipped quite a few movies, but actually not too many. Time to start it up again.

Cool dog is not even a movie. It's just shit. It's almost as bad as The Happening.

0/10